gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

letsplaygifs:

Joel: Wait, am I in the right room?

Kara: No.

Joel: Wait wait wait, we’ve got our stuff- no, I am in the right room.

Gus: Yeah, you guys are in the right room.

Joel: Why would you say no? It’s me sitting right next to you.

Kara: OH! Sorry, I don’t really think about  Joel as an African-American woman.

x

realirishgirl:

United :)

(via imgTumble)

sodamnrelatable:

you’d open up your dash to this explosion of noise and your face would be like:

 

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

• harder
• better
• faster
• stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

haithinkimfunny:

queenestelle:

gothist:

GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS

at least you get accepted no matter what

that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day 

willsmith420:

gwenelizz:

Someone please explain to me why Will Smith looks exactly the same as he did in 1989

the-fandoms-are-cool:

darrynek:

hey kid wanna see a magic trick *reaches behind your ear* ready? *rips your ear off* where’d it go

I’m so mad you didn’t say “where’d it van gogh?”

andrewhussiesbosom:

if you nice to me then I’ll

but if you give me shit Imma

dreamoso:

Death by Terry Moore

http://www.terrymooreart.com/blog/

That is a given, Ryan.