No I will not share my pancakes. Now go away.

Fuck you plain and simple. I still love you though <3 Fires are easy to set and hard to trace you figure it out. Fuck everyone who doesn't make you happy.
  • Gf: babe come over
  • Me: I'm eating garlic bread
  • Gf: I'm horny and my parents aren't home
  • Me: it's the kind that's covered in cheese